I Give Women Two Types

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.