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I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. You Can Do As Much Time As You Like Without Having To Pause For Commercials.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.