I Firmly Believe That There

Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I Am So Happy And Proud To Learn Of Hideo Nomo's Election To The Japanese Baseball Hall Of Fame. He Was Quite A Pitcher And Competitor, But He Is Also A Very Special And Caring Person.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.