Say 'dodgers' And People Know

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils

When You - When You Become The Manager Of A Major League Team, Particularly The Dodgers, To Me, That's A Privilege And An Honor. No Matter Where You Go Or What You Do, You Represent That Position That You Have. And You Represent That Organization That Gave You The Opportunity To Be Doing What You're Doing.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

I'm Sick And Tired Of People Saying That Taking Drugs Is A Sickness. When You Put Something Of Your Own Free Will In Your Own Body Knowing That It's Harmful Against The Body, It's Against The Law And All It Will Do Is Lead You Down The Path Of Destruction, That Is A Weakness.

The Gym Teacher's Name Was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso Did Not Speak English. He Spoke 'gym.' One Day I Was Playing Basketball And Mr. Caruso Told Me I Would Have To Get An Athletic Supporter. He Didn't Express Himself Exactly That Way, Though. He Said, 'hey, You, One Day You're Gonna Go Up For A Rebound And The Family Jewels Aren't Gonna Go With Ya.' I Had No Idea What He Was Talking About. Next Day I Showed Up For Practice Without My Watch And My Mezuzah. He Said, 'did Ya Take Care Of The Family Jewels?' I Said, 'i Left 'em In My Locker.' Took Us A Half Hour To Revive Mr. Caruso.