Baseball Is Like Driving, It's

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

I Motivate Players Through Communication, Being Honest With Them, Having Them Respect And Appreciate Your Ability And Your Help.

I'm So Excited I Had A Seven-car Police Motorcycle Escort. I've Had Escorts Before, But Nothing Like This... I'm Really In Awe, Coming Here And Seeing So Many Cars, So Much Enthusiasm.

Say 'dodgers' And People Know You're Talking About Baseball. Say 'braves' And They Ask, 'what Reservation?' Say 'reds' And They Think Of Communism. Say 'padres' And They Look Around For A Priest.

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.