I Drew The Duck Blue

Well, We're Living In A Material World, And I'm A Material Girl... Or Boy.

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.

As A Kid, I'd Go Into The Bathroom When I Was Having A Tantrum. I'd Be In The Bathroom Crying, Studying Myself In The Mirror. I Was Preparing For Future Roles.

I'm Not Great At Bedtime Stories. Bedtime Stories Are Supposed To Put The Kid To Sleep. My Kid Gets Riled Up And Then My Wife Has To Come In And Go, 'all Right! Get Out Of The Room.'

I'm 31 Now. I Think I'm Beginning To Understand What Life Is, What Romance Is, And What A Relationship Means.