I Read To My Kid,

We [ With Andy Samberg] Knew Each Other For The Last Few Years, Our Names Are Similar, Our Looks Are A Little Bit Similar, And Our Backgrounds Are Similar. The Judaism Is Quite Similar.

I Still Like Some Of The Stuff, Skateboarding. Just Stupid Things.

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.