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I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.

My Comedy Is Different Every Time I Do It. I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing.

When I'm Up There, And I Know The Show's Coming To A Close, In My Head I'm Saying To Myself, Oh Man, You Gotta Get Off And Be A Normal Person Again. That's What I Don't Like So Much.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

The Canteen Boy, The Reason You Feel Bad For Him And You Can Laugh Is Because He, And I Guess A Lot Of My Characters, They Don't Notice They're Getting Made Fun Of. So They'll Say Something Back That's Not That Great A Quip, But In Their Mind They Won The Argument.