I Don't Want To Push

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.