Husband: A Man Who Buys

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

No Man Is Charming All Of The Time. Even Cary Grant Is On Record Saying He Wished He Could Be Cary Grant.