Husband: A Man Who Buys

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

My Husband Is So Confident That When He Watches Sports On Television, He Thinks That If He Concentrates He Can Help His Team. If The Team Is In Trouble, He Coaches The Players From Our Living Room, And If They're Really In Trouble, I Have To Get Off The Phone In Case They Call Him.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.