I Don't Want To Do

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.

I Don't Like To Have Anybody Tell Me To Be In A Place At Certain Times. That's Kind Of The Advantage Of Stand Up. You're Self-employed.