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[when You Write A Play] You Walk Into A Forest Without A Knife, Without A Compass. But . . . If You Have A Sense Of Geography, You Find That You're Clearing A Path And Getting To The Right Place.

There's No Such Thing As A Sure Thing. That's Why They Call It Gambling.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

I Don't Use Computers... I'm Someone Who Needs To See The Page Right Away In My Hand.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.