Sports Is The Only Entertainment

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.

Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel Through Foreign Languages.

It's Always Painful When You're Writing Memoirs Because You've Got To Go Through The Dark Places, But It Gives You A Chance To Find Out The Person You Really Are, Not The Person You Thought You Were.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.