I Don't Understand Why People

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted