Someday I'm Going To Go

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.