My Following Is Straight. I'm

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.