I Don't Remember Ever Being

But You've Got To Have Money For Comfort, Which Obviously Doesn't Matter As Much When You're Young, But Even So. I Always Like To Bloody Eat Well And Be Warm. Have A Drink When I Want It.

I Have Been Commissioned To Write An Autobiography And I Would Be Grateful To Any Of Your Readers Who Could Tell Me What I Was Doing Between 1960 And 1974.

I Was Under The Care Of A Couple Of Medical Students Who Couldn't Diagnose A Decapitation.

One Of The Things That Goes With Getting Older Is That One Becomes More Conservative - And I Emphasise That When I Use The Word Conservative I Do Not Mean Politically.

The More Necessary It Becomes To Stop Drinking, The More Impossible It Becomes To Stop.