I Don't Remember A Time

Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A Life Of Their Own.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Always Felt That I Was More Of An Actress Than A - I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul, But That I Was A Comedic Actress.

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.