I Don't Really Frick With

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

One Of The Things That Happens When People Make The Leap From A Certain Amount Of Money To Tens Of Millions Of Dollars Is That The People Around You Dramatically Change.

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.