The Higher Up I Went,

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.