I Don't Know How To

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.