I Don't Do One Show

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.