I Don't Do One Show

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

I'm A Big Believer In Overcoming And Achieving And Doing Things And Not Feeling Sorry For Yourself.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.