I Don't Do Impressions.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

To Me, The Stand Up Part In My Life Is Great. I Know I Can Do That. When I Get An Acting Chance, I'm Really Thrilled.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.