You Can't Study Comedy; It's

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.