I Don't Believe In Astrology.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.