He Must Have Been An

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully Nice And I Was Awfully Nice And We Both Liked Kissing Very Much. It Was Inevitable.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.