Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.