It's Like This, Dear Boy,

To Know You Are Among People Whom You Love, And Who Love You – That Has Made All The Successes Wonderful, Much More Wonderful Than They'd Have Been Anyway.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be. You Can't Be Eight Times A Week Without Going Stark Staring Mad. You've Got To Be In Control.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.