I Don't Want To Say

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!