What If The Meek Inherited

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!