I Don't Think Coolness Used

He Wasn’t A Carrier Of Commitment-phobia Or Other Notable Boy Diseases And He Used Expensive Moisturizer. That’s About All It Takes To Bang My Gong.

Well, To Aspiring Writers, I Would Tell Them That We Live In A Wonderful Time Where You're Able To Make Your Work Visible, Easily.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

In My Opinion, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Find A Person Who Loves You For Exactly What You Are. Good Mood, Bad Mood, Ugly, Pretty, Handsome, What Have You, The Right Person Will Still Think The Sun Shines Out Your Ass. That's The Kind Of Person That's Worth Sticking With.

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.