Well, To Aspiring Writers, I

To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To Have A Screw Loose.

I Think When You're Writing Prose There's A Lot Of Attendant Description And That's Were I Used To Really Go Bananas. With A Screenplay That All Gets Filled In By The Director, So It Just Sort Of Pulls You Back By Virtue Of The Form. You Also Have To Use More Economy As A Screenwriter And So It's Kind Of Limiting In A Good Way.

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.