I Don't Know If I'm

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.

You've Got To Have Something To Retire To. Something You Always Wanted To Do But Your Job Prevented It.

In The Seventies I Was So Scared I Wouldn't Go On Stage.

Chocolate Thickens The Saliva, Which Isn't Good News If You've Gotta Recite Shakespeare Or Sing Iron Man. Having Said That, You're Not Supposed To Drink Tea Either But I Still Do Before Gigs. It's Not Very Rock And Roll, But It's Like A Magic Potion To Me.