I Like The Word F-k.

People Want It To Be Red, Like Blood. It's Kind Of Funny. When I Used To Throw Meat Into The Audience, I'd Get Letters From Kids' Mothers Saying, "what's The Best Way To Get Blood Stains Out Of My Son's Shirt?"

I've Had So Much Good Luck Happen To Me That I Can't Handle Bad Luck.

If I Go Out With A Jacket And A Pair Of Trousers That My Wife Doesn't Like, You Can Bet Your Ass It Ain't In My Wardrobe The Following Day. I Say That It Gets Lost In The Sky.

It's Just Human Nature - Isn't It? - To Be More Attracted To Something That's Taboo. If Someone Tells You Not To Smoke, You Wanna Smoke. If They Say, 'don't Do Drugs,' You Wanna Do Drugs. That's Why I've Always Thought That The Best Way To Stop People Taking Drugs Is To Legalise The Fucking Things. It Would Take People About Five Seconds To Realise That Being An Addict Is A Terribly Unattractive And Pathetic Way To Be, Whereas At The Moment It Still Has That Kind Of Rebel Cool Vibe To It, Y'know?

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.