My Son Jack Just Got

I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love Was About Until I Met Sharon.

Killing A Pig For A Good Old Fry-up Is One Thing. But There's No Excuse For Being Cruel, Even If You're A Bored Teenage Kid.

Occasionally, I Go Off The Rails. I Once Nearly Killed Somebody Once - It Wasn't Funny. I Am A Lunatic. The Pressure Of Work, The Pressure - Everyone Has A Stop Valve, And I Don't Have One.

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.

I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's Hard Work To Be An Asshole.