I Don't Do Close-ups Any

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive Soul.

Once You've Experienced The Warmth Of An Audience, The Achievement Of Getting Your First Laugh, And Entertaining Them, Singing Or Playing Piano, It Just Keeps It All Going.

People Think I Rush Around All Day Long Like A Raving Lunatic. I'm Much More Relaxed Than That.

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?