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I've Been A Performer For A Long Time And I Know When People Are Laughing From Their Guts, From The Inside, And When Their Tuxedos Are Laughing.

E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of The Word Farm.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions, And Wooooords.

The Effect Of The Coke On Our Relationship [with My Wife Brenda] Was Very Sick. Now That It's Over, Those Were Actually Funny Times. Looking For Each Other's Coke, Hiding It, Finding It, Doing Some, Not Telling The Other. Then Fighting Over It.