You Show Me A Tropical

Isn’t It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do “practice”?

I Went To The Missing Persons Bureau But No One Was There.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes.

It's Not In The Mainstream Media Yet, But The Biggest Jump In Skin Cancer Has Occurred Since The Advent Of Sunscreens. That Kind Of Thing Makes Me Happy. The Fact That People, In Pursuit Of A Superficial Look Of Health, Give Themselves A Fatal Disease. I Love It When 'reasoning' Human Beings Think They Have Figured Out How To Beat Something And It Comes Right Back And Kicks Them In The Nuts. God Bless The Law Of Unintended Consequences. And The Irony Is Impressive: Healthy People, Trying To Look Healthier, Make Themselves Sick. Good!

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.