If Everything That Ever Lived

Energy Experts Have Announced The Development Of A New Fuel Made From Human Brain Tissue. It's Called Assohol.

I Don't Own A Camera, So I Travel With A Police Sketch Artist.

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

If It's True That Our Species Is Alone In The Universe, Then I'd Have To Say The Universe Aimed Rather Low And Settled For Very Little.