I Didn't Have A Whole

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.