When In Doubt, Pig Out!

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.