Usually I Commit To Something

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.