I'd Rather Entertain People Than

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.