I Have Lived A Carnal

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.