I Collect Stuffed Animals, And

All Rock-and-rollers Over The Age Of 50 Look Stupid And Should Retire

If You Don't Own The Stage, You Shouldn't Be In Rock N' Roll.

When I Was Between The Ages Of Five And Nine, The Soldiers Of The Second World War Wanted To Have Betty Grable, But I Wanted To Be Betty Grable. She Was The Epitome Of An Alluring Woman; She Had It All As Far As I Was Concerned.

With All Due Respect To Mick Jagger, Who Is One Of My Idols, I Think It's A Mistake To Leap Around And Sing At 53. When I Started, There Weren't Any Women I Looked Up To. It Was Mick. I Never Saw Anybody Go On A Stage And Have That Tongue-in-cheek Attitude. It Was All Straight, Including The Beatles. I Love His Attitude, Hands On Hips And Lips Out.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.