I'm A John Denver Freak,

You Either Evolve Or You Don't. I Don't Like Old People On A Rock N' Roll Stage. I Think They Look Pathetic, Me Included. And The Fact That I Represent An Era Means I Can't Just Go Out There And Do All New Stuff. They Would All Say, 'sing 'white Rabbit,'' And I'd Say No? That's Rude.

There Is An Attitude That We Should Be Able To Have Everything. No, You Shouldn't Be Able To Have Anything. I'd Like A Helicopter, But I Can't Afford A Helicopter, So I Don't Buy One. People Are Buying Stuff They Can't Afford On Credit. I Bought My Ford Hybrid With Cash.

Anyone Who's 71 Years Old Would Look Ridiculous Singing Rock.

'feminist Comedy,' Practically An Oxymoron, Had A Couple Of Good Years After Wwii. Chalk It Up To The Forced Female Autonomy That Occurred During Wartime, When Rosie The Riveter Went To Work In The Factories, Constructing The Allies' War Machines While Taking Charge Of The Finances, The Home, And The Children.

I Don T Wanna See Old People On A Rock & Roll Stage.