I Carry A Knife Now

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.