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This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

The Definition Of Indecent – When It’s In Long, And It’s In Hard, And It’s In Deep – It’s In Decent.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.