I Can't Remember The Last

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

I'm Most Proud Of The Longevity Of My Marriage, My Kids, And My Grandchildren. If You Don't Have That, You Really Don't Have Very Much.

I Kind Of Do It In My Head, Then I'll Try Pieces Of It On Stage And If It Looks Promising, I'll Put It Together.

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.