I Can't Remember The Last

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

I Gave Up Accounting. I Went In For About Six Months Writing Ad Copy. I Was Fired From That, And Then Another Guy And I Did A Kind Of Poor Man's Bob And Ray Kind Of Syndicated Radio Show. Then I Decided To Stick It Out And See What Happened. I'd Give It A Year, A Year Became Two Years, And Then Two Years Became Three Years, And Then Along Came The Record Album.

Television Series Are Like The Stock Market. There's Room For Bears And Bulls But No Room For Pigs.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.