The Only Way To Survive

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

I Kind Of Do It In My Head, Then I'll Try Pieces Of It On Stage And If It Looks Promising, I'll Put It Together.

I Think One Reason For A Successful Marriage Is Laughter. I Think Laughter Gets You Through The Rough Moments In A Marriage.

Stammering Is Different Than Stuttering. Stutterers Have Trouble With The Letters, While Stammerers Trip Over Entire Parts Of A Sentence. We Stammerers Generally Think Of Ourselves As Very Bright. My Own Private Theory Is That Stammerers Have So Many Ideas Swirling Around Their Brains At Once That They Can't Get Them All Out, Though I Haven't Found Any Scientific Evidence To Back That Up.

I've Been A Very Lucky Actor.